Durban Beach Stag

Dave finds a sight on Durban's beachfront... thought for a moment it was something gay, but it was a Stag-Party, or was it?

Elections and Erections

ELECTIONS & ERECTIONS is a personal journey through the minefield of fear and fun on the eve of South Africa’s most crucial general election. Pieter Dirk Uys celebrates the two issues that were illegal for most of his life in South Africa: democracy and sex.

Shows at Elizabeth Sneddon Theatre from
Tue 17 Feb to Sat 28 Feb
Shows take place from Tuesday to Saturday at 8pm and Sundays at 3pm with extra 5pm shows on Fridays and Saturdays. Tickets, available from Computicket, are R80 for the preview on February 17 and otherwise range from R90 to R120.

Shows at the Nelson Mandela Theatre stage of The Joburg Civic Theatre from March 3rd until March 15th 2009. All tickets are R150

I want to grow young

I don't normally read spam emails, jokes, or download video clips... but this one from a rad blog Gay in SA did catch my eye and was worthy of passing on: Especially as this is my big birthday month.

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy, enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you buy a mansion on your first day.You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap;

and then...You finish off as an orgasm.

Source: Unknown

Durbans First Sex Expo

SEXPO is the largest event of its kind in the world, and has attract almost 2 million people in Australia over the last 10 years.
SEXPO Joburg 2007, the premiere South African event, hosted over 32 000 visitors making it the largest expo opening in Gallagher Estate history.
SEXPO – Health, Sexuality and Lifestyle Expo is about sexuality and so much more! It’s a lifestyle expo encompassing all areas of adult leisure; it’s an information expo, heightening awareness about everyday health issues but most of all it’s about having a good time!
SEXPO presents a diverse range of exhibitors, stage performers and workshop professionals providing a powerful and comprehensive platform for information, service offering and trade.

Come stay gay with us at our Guest House and enjoy the experience at the Expo this weekend.

Hair today

We were up in Johannesburg for the weekend and just for a laugh I decided to have a little hairstyle change... or should I say a drastic change. Never done this before, but I was thinking that no one else would have some genuine grey hair around the sides to contrast with the mohawk... at least everyone at the office had a good laugh today.

Todays Soppy Quote

"Hugs don't need new equipment, Special batteries or parts - Just open up your arms And open up your hearts."

Laugh Out Loud

New Rules for GAY Marriage .....

Now that South African Gay Marriages have been legalized, here are the new rules:
1) On the day of a gay wedding, it's bad luck for the two grooms to see each other at the gym.
2) Superstition suggests that, for good luck, the couple should have:- Something bold, Something flirty, something trashy, something dirty.
3) It's customary, at Gay and lesbian nuptials, for the parents to have an open bar during the entire ceremony.
4) Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms refrain from eating any of the wedding cake because it's all carbs and sugar.
5) It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to have dated the priest.
6) During the first dance, it's considered unlucky to use glow sticks, flags, whistles or hand held lasers.
7) For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the bouquet is always thrown in the face of a hated rival.
8) The reception hall must have a disco ball and at least one go-go dancer.
9) The wedding Singer is not allowed to play/sing Let's Hear It For theBoy, It's Raining Men, or I Will Survive.
10) The father of the Bottom has to pay for Everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-) :-) :-)